The Slime Budget — The Budget You Actually Live In

The budget you actually live in. Real paycheck cadence, every category, bills, goals, and debt — auto-calculating as you type. No spreadsheet skills, no formulas, any device.

• Paycheck-based — weekly, biweekly, semi-monthly, monthly, or annual income, normalized for you (with the "3rd paycheck" months called out).
• 50/30/20 breakdown — a live needs/wants/savings donut with over/under flags.
• Per-paycheck envelopes — exactly what to set aside from each check.
• Subscription audit — what your recurring charges really cost per year.
• Savings goals + debt payoff — target dates and payoff timelines (handles 0% APR).
• Slime's honest take — plain-language coaching on your numbers.

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Educational, not financial advice. A planning tool using the 50/30/20 guideline and a constant-rate payoff formula.